Carl Cryplant's Crime Music Vol 1

Carl Cryplant's Crime Music Vol 1

26 July 1970

This is Carl Cryplant speaking.

I shall (from my shack next to the railway track) torture all 14 of my slaveSongs with turntables and a microphone, cassette players and a synthesizer wateing for me in Paradice.

Since I'm no good with computers and all that digital stuff I'll tie them all into 44' 44" so you can put them on a good old trustworthy C-90 audio cassette.

Some I shall tie over ant hills and watch them scream & twich and squirm. Others shall be placed in cages & fed salt beef until they are gorged then I shall record their pleass for water and I shall remix them. Others will hang by their thumbs & burn in the sun then I will rub them down deep heat to warm them up. Others I shall skin them alive & let them run around screaming in my microphone.

Yes I shall have great fun inflicting the most delicious of pain to my SlaveSongs.


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I Am an American Ed Kemper speaking and beaten with The Motorcade Sped on by Steinski & The Mass Media dropped dead with Wrapped in Plastic by Wytlyt overbeaten with Their Law (The Funky Booty Shaker Remix) by The Prodigy clocked off with Dahmer's Dead by Macabre overlapped with Don't Do Anything Illegal by Charles Manson indropped with Helter Skelter by The Beatles cut in with Ripper Territory by Whitehouse pausing with Murder in the Air (act 1) by Lol Coxhill short mixed with Karol Simon by Etat Brut gurbled up with Candy Man by Monte Cazazza thrown over with Thief of Fire by The Pop Group rhythmed in with Ein Versuch ist Ja Wohl Nicht Sträfbar by Institut Für Feinmotorik long snatched in with Dingo Got the Baby by Ian Hartley.


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AlChThanks too stop your mail for me

JaMahi Carl -
sorry to say so but it seems that your mails were sorted into my junkbox.
luckily i checked them out and had an enslaving moment of fun
listening to your poor slavesongs.
keep me updated.